Better than salsa

Stupid as it may sound, the forces that be have made me formally answer why I am fit to be part of a computer gaming community. An excerpt from same:

Q - What are your expectations from the community?
A - To allow to prove that a left arrow tap (“dodge” move) can be as scintillating as a salsa step.

Q - Any prior experience in gaming?
A - Extract from my 'last working day' mail to gamer’s club at workplace:

“I bow to the gallery and take farewell from the arena. It was an honor to fight the warriors. As they said in Troy, 'I walked with the giants'. So long, till our IP addresses ping the same server for another round of gore."